Day One

I am procrastinating. I've decided that, rather than write what I need to write tonight, I will start blogging. About nothing. Or rather about doing nothing. Or is it nothing? I am sure that I am not the only one who can be incredibly productive when procrastinating. In fact, I get some of my best work done when I procrastinate: I clean my kitchen and bathroom properly, I post theses on youtube videos, I compare recordings of Brahms symphonies, I catch up on the latest season of any of a number of embarrassing shows. Overall, I am a procrastination workhorse, a Clydesdale if you will.

Of course my favorite activity when procrastinating is to revisit the trivia I have amassed over the course of my life and, naturally, to gather new tidbits of trivial knowledge. You might say that I am lazy and full of trivia. Welcome to...

...What Lazy Knew.